Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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