i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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