The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Mom said you looked used
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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