IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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