I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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