it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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