dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
