thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
should my penis look like a turkey
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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