So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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