I am puke
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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