I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You pole danced in your parka.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He has the fingertips of a God
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