he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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