dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just want nice things and good sex
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We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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