Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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