im drinking this country out of the recession.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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