so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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