Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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