We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Come on in and take your pants off
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