It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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