if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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