If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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