I want to stick my p in your. b.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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