Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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