If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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