Pappa wants mamma naked
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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