Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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