Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize