But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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