I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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