I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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