he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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