Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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