That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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