Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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