She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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