Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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