i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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