i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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