She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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