Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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