I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He better not be in your backpack
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
