it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug