On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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