He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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