I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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