Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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