I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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