this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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