You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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