I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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