He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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