operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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