So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if only i could text you this smell
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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