is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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