about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
God, I missed his penis.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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