Plan B is the new Plan A
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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